Sacred Collections for Secular Offenses.
Because nothing says justice like a well-timed shofar blast.
We print your invoice on kosher parchment and place it into a crack in the Western Wall. Divine intervention begins immediately.
A friendly rabbi will *gently* remind the debtor that debts are eternal — even in the afterlife.
A Jewish mother will call the debtor daily to ask, ‘Is this how you repay people? What would your bubbe say?’
At dawn, a shofar is blown outside the debtor’s home. Every. Single. Morning.
