Mazel Tov מזלטוב Collections™

Sacred Collections for Secular Offenses. Because nothing says justice like a well-timed shofar blast.

Step 1: The Wailing Wall Invoice

We print your invoice on kosher parchment and place it into a crack in the Western Wall. Divine intervention begins immediately.

Step 2: Rabbinical Outreach Program

A friendly rabbi will *gently* remind the debtor that debts are eternal — even in the afterlife.

Step 3: Guilt Delivery Service

A Jewish mother will call the debtor daily to ask, ‘Is this how you repay people? What would your bubbe say?’

Step 4: Shofar Shock Therapy

At dawn, a shofar is blown outside the debtor’s home. Every. Single. Morning.

Please send your inquiry to געלט@לטוב.se